Ladies and gentlemen last night we got word from Wendy that she had two fundraising ideas in play. Now these ideas didn't just come to her as in the form of an epiphany or eye opening vision or dream but instead it came to her in the form of a fish. That's right a fist. Well not exactly a fish but it sure looked like a fish but the reality was that it was an alien representative from the planet Grunk. Said representative informed her as she pulled the hook out of what she assumed was its mouth. (it wasn't, they are built to the opposite bluepring than are Terran fish), so as she pulled out the hook it told her that our wonderful blue orb of a planet was in danger of being moved out of its orbit to make way for the intergalactic version of Wal-Mart but that he had an idea on how to save out planet. You see this individual's species can only reproduce inside of ink cartridges, empty ink cartridges, unfortunately for him the ink mafia extends far beyond our little spot in the Universe out to the far reaches of space. And we are lucky as we are just short of having to pay with our first born for each cartridge that we need, they on the other hand... which explains why they need our empty cartridges.
As for the other idea, well it seems that they only way that this alien can take the cartridges home is by communicating to his home planet, sadly the only way that this can be done is using used cell phones. Something about ear wax and finger gunk on the keys that allows for the proper signal to be sent. And so he conveniently set up
a web sitefor us to look over and pretend that it is all going to a noble cause. Although by extension it is, as any monies received will go to the Poo Crew and to the CCFA which will benefit us all. Namely research for colon wellness research and helps to save the planet. Or something like that. Hey, why are you still here? Go find your empty ink cartridges and old cell phones and bring them to the next meeting on
March 28th!
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