Seen on a personal ad in a local paper (or the Internet):
Single man, 31, seeks female companion for recreational surgery. Twice denied for life insurance--you must be financially secure. Enjoy reading (pathology reports), sleeping-in (hospital beds) and experimenting with drugs. No salad eaters, please.
How can you tell a Crohn's patient apart from other patients when they are sleeping?
- I don't know
- The one lying on the left side with their right knee up!!