Thursday, June 23, 2011

We are almost there!

Our current total lies at $7225 with the walk a few days away. Congrats on that amount as it is more than what we raised last year! As for other news, yes there is still a meeting this coming Monday, yes it's at the usual location. And no I still have no date for surgery but it appears that it will be at Whittier Hospital not to be confused with Whittier Presbyterian Hospital, and it should be next week, still waiting on more details from my GI.

And I'll leave you ladies and gentlemen with this philosophical list of poo!
(shamelessly stolen from people uncredited)
Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion Poo List

1. * Taoism: Poo happens.
2. * Confucianism: Confucius say, "Poo happens."
3. * Buddhism: If poo happens, it isn't really poo.
4. * Zen Buddhism: Poo is, and is not.
5. * Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of poo happening?
6. * Hinduism: This poo has happened before.
7. * Islam: If poo happens, it is the will of Allah.
8. * Islam #2: If poo happens, kill the person responsible.
9. * Islam #3: If poo happens, blame Israel.
10. * Catholicism: If poo happens, you deserve it.
11. * Protestantism: Let poo happen to someone else.
12. * Presbyterian: This poo was bound to happen.
13. * Episcopalian: It's not so bad if poo happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
14. * Methodist: It's not so bad if poo happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
15. * Congregationalist: Poo that happens to one person is just as good as poo that happens to another.
16. * Unitarian: Poo that happens to one person is just as bad as poo that happens to another.
17. * Lutheran: If poo happens, don't talk about it.
18. * Fundamentalism: If poo happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
19. * Fundamentalism #2: If poo happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
20. * Fundamentalism #3: Poo must be born again.
21. * Judaism: Why does this poo always happen to us?
22. * Calvinism: Poo happens because you don't work.
23. * Seventh Day Adventism: No poo shall happen on Saturday.
24. * Creationism: God made all poo.
25. * Secular Humanism: Poo evolves.
26. * Christian Science: When poo happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
27. * Christian Science #2: Poo happening is all in your mind.
28. * Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this poo.
29. * Quakers: Let us not fight over this poo.
30. * Utopianism: This poo does not stink.
31. * Darwinism: This poo was once food.
32. * Capitalism: That's MY poo.
33. * Communism: It's everybody's poo.
34. * Feminism: Men are poo.
35. * Chauvinism: We may be poo, but you can't live without us...
36. * Commercialism: Let's package this poo.
37. * Impressionism: From a distance, poo looks like a garden.
38. * Idolism: Let's bronze this poo.
39. * Existentialism: Poo doesn't happen; poo IS.
40. * Existentialism #2: What is poo, anyway?
41. * Stoicism: This poo is good for me.
42. * Hedonism: There is nothing like a good poo happening!
43. * Mormonism: God sent us this poo.
44. * Mormonism #2: This poo is going to happen again.
45. * Wiccan: An it harm none, let poo happen.
46. * Scientology: If poo happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
47. * Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our poo?
48. * Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Poo has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
49. * Moonies: Only really happy poo happens.
50. * Hare Krishna: Poo happens, rama rama.
51. * Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this poo!
52. * Zoroastrianism: Poo happens half on the time.
53. * Church of SubGenius: BoB poos.
54. * Practical: Deal with poo one day at a time.
55. * Agnostic: Poo might have happened; then again, maybe not.
56. * Agnostic #2: Did someone poo?
57. * Agnostic #3: What is this poo?
58. * Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
59. * Atheism: What poo?
60. * Atheism #2: I can't believe this poo!
61. * Nihilism: No poo.

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